unacandrid:

how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges

(via 69shadesofgray)


niick4:

how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got

(via matthew-healy)


emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(via matthew-healy)


waakeme-up:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"


I

waakeme-up:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

I

(via bright-sea)



harrystyles: "They say nothing is wasted, either that or everything is." CB.

harrystyles: "They say nothing is wasted, either that or everything is." CB.

(via justaboat)


sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

(via virginsacrificer)


sharkvom:

for razz ;)
fast friends in first grade. scott got ketchup on his shirt.

sharkvom:

for razz ;)

fast friends in first grade. scott got ketchup on his shirt.

(via otherbully1)


caraphatash:

This movie was better than I expected 

(via empryean)


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empryean:

somedaysigetitright:

cobwebs-and-strange:

The year is 2064. You’re in your car, the grandkids are sitting in the back and you turn on some Beatles music.

"Aww, Grandma, do we really have to listen to this?" they’ll say, "This song is a hundred years old!"

And the freaky thing is, they won’t be exaggerating.

this post fucked me up

i think about this a lot


seifukucat:

"this is such bullshit" yells a confused dr. frankenstein as he is forcibly removed from a body building competition

(via theofficialariel)


judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

(via empryean)


destiel-is-my-canon:

10thdoctors-companion:

titaniumbovine:

traceexcalibur:

my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

image

FUCK YOU I SAW THIS POST TWO DAYS AGO AND IT HAD 21 NOTES THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME

Adding accurate gifs.

Increasing note count.

The Supernatural tumblr business.

(via empryean)


popcourn:

"Alone!!! I am alone, I am always alone, No matter what.”
Original handwritting found in one of Marilyn Monroe’s diary.

popcourn:

"Alone!!! I am alone, I am always alone, No matter what.”

Original handwritting found in one of Marilyn Monroe’s diary.

(via debt)